September 23 2014

NON SEQUITUR

Write a post about anything you'd like, but be sure to include this sentence somewhere in the final paragraph: " He tried to hit me with a forklift!"

I was on the bus and there was a guy who would not share his seat, even though there were lots of people and not enough seats. I got up and went to him and asked him to let someone sit down beside him. He was not pleased and 'He tried to hit me with a forklift'. The oddest part was that I didn't see that forklift before that...weird, on a bus and all...

I bequeath this post upon the world in order to make it a better, more enlightened place.


Blessed Be
)O(

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